A Very Wobbly Christmas
by E.J. Gold
Price: $7.95
Included in download
- 20 Songs (mp3)
- liner notes (pdf)
- plus album cover graphic
About the Album
A VERY WOBBLY CHRISTMAS
Tired of the same old Christmas songs? So are the turnips.
E.J. Gold presents A Very Wobbly Christmas, a collection of ten outrageously funny holiday songs featuring hairy turnips, runaway Christmas puddings, twelve incompetent dinner guests, Good King Wobblepants, and other seasonal catastrophes.
It’s Christmas as Lewis Carroll might have imagined it after a long evening in a New Orleans jazz club.
Swinging big bands, Dixieland jazz, gospel, grand opera, medieval tavern music, and old-fashioned vaudeville collide in a glorious celebration of holiday nonsense.
These are songs designed to make you laugh out loud, sing along, and seriously question the judgment of the composer.
Ten songs. No sensible lyrics. Absolutely no nutritional value.
Give yourself a Christmas present you’ll never have to dust.
A VERY WOBBLY CHRISTMAS — by E.J. Gold
Because Christmas is too important to be taken seriously.
- track 01 The Christmas Pudding Escape 1
- track 02 The Christmas Pudding Escape 2
- track 03 Deck The Hoobbles With Frisle Berries 1
- track 04 Deck The Hoobbles With Frisle Berries 2
- track 05 Twelve Dorks of Christmas 1
- track 06 Twelve Dorks of Christmas 2
- track 07 Good King Wobblepants 1
- track 08 Good King Wobblepants 2
- track 09 Hark The Hairy Turnips 1
- track 10 Hark The Hairy Turnips 2
- track 11 Hum In Heavenly Sleep 1
- track 12 Hum In Heavenly Sleep 2
- track 13 Jingle Wobble Jingle Wobble Wobble All The Way 1
- track 14 Jingle Wobble Jingle Wobble Wobble All The Way 2
- track 15 O Horby Night 1
- track 16 O Horby Night 2
- track 17 Joy To The Wobble World 1
- track 18 Joy To The Wobble World 2
- track 19 Have A Very Wobbly Christmas 1
- track 20 Have A Very Wobbly Christmas 2
To listen to an mp3 from the album go to E.J. Gold's
blog -- NEW ej gold Christmas Album and scroll down to the end of text.
Release Notes
- Released November 9, 2026
- All songs written ©2026 E.J. Gold (BMI)
- Songs published by Union Label Music
- Produced by E.J. Gold (BMI)
- Engineered by Oz Fritz
- Cover design by E.J. Gold
- All Rights Reserved