TIMETRIPPER INFINITY DRIVE & INFINITY SQUARE

It was on April 11, 2010 that I invented the Infinity Square, and I invented it after I first used it. I'll explain ...

The TimeTripper Infinity Square is a handmade dark chocolate truffle cube. It works along with the TimeTripper Infinity Drive, which utilizes the principle of the Resonance Effect, like two tuning forks that have the same frequency. When one is struck, the other vibrates in sympathy.

I tested it last night. It worked. But I invented it after the fact.

Here are several emails I received before inventing the device:

"I know this sounds crazy, but on April 11, 1958, I had the strangest day in my life. Someone claiming to be you...walked into my shop and asked me to write this down:

obama palin haiti ipad oprah infinitybar gorebagg.com April 11, 2010

"It didn't make sense then, but it sure does now, so in spite of the chill going down my spine as I write this, I'm doing what you asked me to do back on April 11, 1958, in Hollywood-By-The-Sea, Florida, which was to contact you in 2010. I laughed, thought it was crazy, and of course didn't know what a dot com was then, but I do now. I don't know how you did it, but it's very clear to me now that you somehow found a way to make time travel possible. Can you tell me more?" -- E. D.

"What the hell???!!!! Quite candidly, I thought you were nuts, but when I compared the note I wrote down on 4/11/58 with present facts, I realized that there was no way you could have known "Obama, Palin, Haiti, iPad or Oprah, unless you really had come from the future or you were a psychic like Nostradamus. You asked me to promise to contact you on April 11, 2010, and I did. This whole thing leaves me breathless and totally spooked. How in hell did you do it???" -- L. H.

"OMG I can't believe it came true. Here's my contact as I promised years ago to someone, I guess it was you after all. Can I do what you did? How?" -- L.B.O'N.

"This is amazing. I don't know who you are, but in 1958 someone came into my gas station and asked me to write " palin haiti ipad oprah infinitybar gorebagg.com April 11, 2010."

I did it, and I have kept this note all these years. Was it you or what actually happened? Who was it that gave me this message? I wish I had bet on the last election and I wish I could have warned the Haitians. I just didn't believe it till I came across the note a few months ago and realized you couldn't have known about those things unless you really were from the future." -- S.T.

"Whoever you are here's my message as promised in 1958. Whatever is going down its clear that you are a time traveler and I would like to know how to do it if I can, and why you didn't tell me about the stock market and the recession." -- J.C.M.

I don't think I'll ever tell Contactees in the past what's in store for them. It might change history.

Also, I spent some time memorizing my Data String well enough to be able to recite it during a TimeTripping DreamWalk, and a longer string would be impossible to bring back with me, I think. It was hard enough with the short string to remember what I wanted them to write down in their own handwriting, and even that was hard to get them to write down accurately.

I'm writing this note to my Contactees, hoping they'll email me a scan of the note they made back in 1958 so I can publish them on the web.

I'm posting this reply to them on the web for anyone seriously interested in experimenting with this new spiritual technology. I had, of course, no memory of these Contacts until I received the emails with my Data String encoded within them.

If you wrote down a similar message in the past with an April 11, 2010 Target Date, but haven't yet contacted me, please do so, with whatever details you remember about the event. If it was another Target Date, please do NOT contact me until the specified Target Date.

After I received the emails about what I had apparently done today, I retro- invented the Beta-Blocker Induction Device and its accompanying resonating Infinity Square made of cast chocolate earlier this evening, so in a way, I'm working backwards from the use of the invention to the invention itself.

The emails I received last evening and this morning have spurred me on to retro-invent the device and accompanying Chocolate Resonance Bars by the process of "reverse engineering", following the hints given by me to myself through those people contacted by me in the past who faithfully kept the note they made at my request, and the promise they'd made to contact me on the Target Date of April 11, 2010.

It is to YOU that this reply is addressed, as well as to my friends who now use my dream induction devices. I direct you to the Brane-Power website to find out more about this new spiritual technology.

I made several forays into the past last night to the specific date April 11, 1958, which I had inscribed on the back of the Infinity Square I'd made and quick- cooled in the freezer for ten minutes just about an hour beforehand, and asked a number of Contactees in 1958 to write down the Data String I gave to them during my DreamWalk.

Some of those contacts duly contacted me on this date, April 11, 2010, as I had asked.

Others may not have survived the years; some of them maybe didn't take it seriously, or perhaps they lost or misplaced the note with my contact information, or they decided that this event was all too crazy to deal with and crumpled up the note and thrown it away sometime after the contact, and others might feel too weird about following through on it.

Still others may be waiting a few days to see if anyone else has done so, and some may have forgotten about it entirely throughout the years, and the note they wrote down at my instigation lies forgotten in a long-disused trunk or box in some musty attic or storage unit.

I expect other emails to arrive over the next few days, and I will definitely contact more folks with other "release dates" in my continuing DreamWalker Events. Well, even as I speak, here's another one that just came in:

"I now know that it was no joke. Nobody could have known about Obama and Palin in 1958. Please contact me again. Where or what are you really from? How did you do it?"

Fair questions. Where I'm really from, as I've been telling folks all along, and it's published in the clear in my fictionalized photo-novel, "SlimeWars", is the 37th century. That's no secret.

What am I? That's also explained clearly in SlimeWars. You can order a copy of SlimeWars from Gateways Books & Tapes

How did I do it? Easy to explain:

A few hours ago, after having read some of your emails, I retro- invented and built a device which I call the TimeTripper Infinity Drive, along with a chocolate truffle, which I dubbed the Infinity Square. The Infinity Square is attuned to the TimeTripper Infinity Drive. I inscribed the date "April 11, 1958" on the back of the chocolate Infinity Square and duly devoured it, and placed myself in the "corpse position" on my Futon bed and allowed the TimeTripper Infinity Drive to induce a Lucid Dream and, using the DreamWalker Induction Mantra, regressed myself to the year 1958.
Shortly after my Lucid DreamWalk, I came out here to my office, to download my emails and there were, as I had hoped, several more. As I said, I expect there will be a few more emails to follow, depending on local time zones.
I then went into the kitchen, got a midnight snack, and returned to my desk, hoping for more emails, but so far, at the this moment, the ones I've quoted above are the only emails that have come in to date.

I'm very excited about this, not only because it actually worked, but because people kept their promise after all these years...

Believe me, it's just as spooky and spine-tingling for me to see these emails coming in as it must be for those who followed through with their promise made more than a half century ago to contact me on this date.

If you want to participate in this experiment, I'll be making Infinity Drive Devices and Infinity Squares available as of ... well, I guess tomorrow, which would be ... well, today, I guess.

In the meantime, I'm going back to my Futon to try it again.